Innies v Outies

Let’s start a conspiracy story with this search query for today:

us navel transmitter site Summit panama canal zone

That’s one way to put all those sunbathing holiday makers in Central America to use.

 

Search of the Day learns about "couping"

Search of the Day learns something new every day. Every day. And today we’ve learned about “couping.” Scouring the interwebs for a definition returned the adjective “couped” (“couping” isn’t an actual word). As defined by the Oxford English Dictionary it means: cut off or truncated in a straight line. Wiktionary further specifies: used especially for the head or limb of an animal. My guess is that Sephora must have really screwed up this person’s order for them to ask this of the DoD:

please consider checking this up on the subject of cyber soveregnity which is couping the entire state of Massachussets https://www.sephora.com/secure/user/login.jhtml?_requestid=17688

Or the person didn’t notice the “reset  your password” link. Definitely an ID10T error.

By the way, if you’re so inclined, learn about how the DoD deals with cyber security.

 

Search of the Day perpetually perplexed

I am always the first to admit that I have no understanding, scientific or otherwise, of the pathology of cuckoo.

I just don’t get this one:

franc….. it + ISR ? orth galO ////highlander money chirac,,,,,//// you say that to all reseaux 10 rue dauphine paris bot4 3R D i want to keep my building

But this one makes complete sense:

uranium:: wam when i sleep they re waking me up 10sec synapses 4 floors the stairs dangerous the head during the head

THE END

 

Search of the Day: For the record

After months of radio silence, Ms EMJB is back. This time, accusations are flying at our own “Robbie” Gates for pilfering her precious vinyl collection of big band standards from 1943 (I assume much):

dear robbie, PUT MY RCORDS BACK OR i WILL MAK pUBLIC ALL YOUR DEFENSE CONTRACTS AND I WILL DO IT THROUGH THE CONTRACTORS. I WILL CAUSE A WORLD WIDE STRIKE EMJB *****

And by the way, all defense contracts are publicly available. The DoD website provides a list of contract announcements and details of any federal DoD contract can usually be found on FedEBiz. You got that Ms EMJB?

 

Search of the Day and the Dream of Eternity

It’s been a while since I’ve published an SOTD. For the most of winter the good people have been on their meds and therefore their  queries were rather uninteresting. Alas, spring has sprung, and with it came spring cleaning; the meds have been tossed:

SORRY I TURNED WEAK.. NO ETERNITY WITHOUT BIG AMERICAN TITS. LOVE YOU ALL KISS AND HUGS.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

 

Search of the Day goes shopping at the polygon

Perhaps one of the most formal queries I’ve seen in a while:

The United States Pentagon Shop of Gifts

The Pentagon Shop of Gifts: For to purchase gifts for familials.

 

Search of the Day and the fighting llama

Here’s a twist on terrorism that I never considered:

llama and the war on terror

Should the alpaca be considered safe, then?

 

Search of the Day and a royal union?

She’s baa-aack! Mrs EJW has communicated her resignation from the government and is taking on a consort. And it appears she’s changed her name a bit. Well, just read her statement:

111112108107102310444313333303elizabeth mj…dear robbie, i have resigned as an official in the government and i take up my absolute authority and divine right. i am naming you as my prime minister and daniel england commander of my armuies and my prince consort, to be united in the roman catholic church with our heirs as princes to the throne of the holy roman empire. with great fondness and respect, e-- m– j–1

FYI, “robbie” refers to our Mr Gates. She once started a query with, “dear Robert, rob, robbie…”

Apparently, they’re like this

 

Search of the Day reporting in!

I am learning that using the DoD search feature as a communications conduit is standard operating procedure for clandestine personnel. First there is Mrs E J W—, who continues her comms with “Robbie” Gates on a daily basis (I think I will be dedicating a series of all of her queries in the near future). And then we were recently introduced to Mr Montague, who is back with some revealing information about Gene Simmons, some dude, and the POTUS’ secret nickname:

MESSAGE BY UNITED STATES SPECIAL SCOUT-CHIEF, NAMED, B—– R—– MONTAGUE SOC. SEC. NO. ###-##-9626:: CORRECTION MESSAGE RE:U.S. PRESIDENT BARRACK “BEARRICK” OBAMA AND JOSE EMMANUEL SANTOS, AND GENE SIMMONS (MUSIC GURU) ATTENTION! IYE…THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED IN CAPTURING U.S. MILITARY GENERALS! CORRECTION NOTED! END OF REPORT!

And there you have it. Call Fox News! Call TMZ! No one is going to believe this…

 

Search of the Day meets Mr Montague

I don’t know about you, but I get a kick out of all the lunatics people that search the DoD site. I keep thinking that it would be an adventure to meet one of them in person. Like this guy: Bruce Robert Montague. I’ve never met anyone with the name “Montague”.

Attention! Reporting…Now I recall from teen… I am in membership to The “7th House of the South_United States Marine Corps.” My name is Bruce Robert Montague! My birthdate is October 10, 1968. I do not beleive I am imagining. I beleive. I am one!

At ease, Mr Montague. You are not imagining.